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— THE STORY
Wedding Cake didn't build its reputation by accident. Born from a Triangle Kush × Animal Mints cross, it emerged in the best Californian gardens in the early 2010s before establishing itself as one of the most award-winning strains on the West Coast. TealerLab sourced it directly from premium indoor growers, those who work at the same level as the big names in the Cali scene — Cookies, Jungle Boys. Same genetics, same standards, without the collector prices.
Every cola of this Wedding Cake was grown under full-spectrum LED lights, in an environment controlled to the exact degree. Humidity, CO2, pH—nothing is left to chance. The result: rock-hard, compact buds covered in a white mantle of capitate trichomes that glisten in the light. The density is there. The resin, too. We’re a long way from the soft, pale flower seen all too often on the market. This is precision cultivation, for a premium result every time you open the box.
Open the Cali Box and let your nose decide. The first impression is sweet — notes of vanilla and brown sugar that bring to mind a cake fresh out of the oven. Then comes the kush: earthy, deep, slightly peppery. Underneath, a subtle floral backdrop serves as a reminder that this strain is, above all, an engineer of the senses. When smoked, the profile transforms: creamy on the palate, with a smooth, lingering finish that clings to the taste buds. The kind of flavor you start looking for as soon as the joint is finished.
At 26%, the THCA isn't there just for show on the label. The takeoff is clear, warm, and almost immediate — a wave of euphoria that rises cleanly without dropping you into the void. Wedding Cake is a calibrated hybrid: it opens up the mind before relaxing the body. Perfect for late afternoon sessions, creative evenings, or moments of total decompression. This isn't a beginner's flower — it's a connoisseur's flower, for those who know what they're looking for and how to get there.
The quality of a premium flower depends just as much on cultivation as it does on storage. That’s why Wedding Cake THCA arrives in an airtight Cali Box—opaque packaging, a seal, and protection against air, humidity, and light. The result: trichomes remain intact, aromas are preserved, and humidity levels are stable. You open it, and you find the flower exactly as it was packaged. Zero degradation. Zero nasty surprises. Just the quality you were promised, down to the last detail.
At TealerLab, every product is selected, tested, and validated before it reaches your Cali Box. Our THCA Wedding Cake is DGCCRF-certified, analyzed by an independent laboratory, and legally distributed in France. This isn't just marketing—it's a contractual promise. We don't sell what we wouldn't stand behind ourselves. And because the experience begins at reception, not ignition, every order is shipped discreetly within 24–48 hours in neutral packaging that reveals nothing of its contents. Premium from A to Z.
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Yes. Delta-9 THC < 0.3%, in compliance with current DGCCRF regulations. Sale reserved for adults. Product strictly non-medical, non-therapeutic.
Each batch is tested by an independent French laboratory (Phytocontrol). The COA (Certificate of Analysis) can be viewed and downloaded directly from the product page, in the Lab section. No batch is put on sale without testing.
Yes. Neutral, opaque packaging, with no TealerLab logo. The product is packaged in a food-grade zip-lock bag inside a numbered box. No one — not even the mail carrier — knows what is inside.
24-48h in metropolitan France via Colissimo / Mondial Relay. Any order placed before 2 p.m. is shipped the same day (business days). You will receive your tracking number by email as soon as it is shipped.
Yes, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back within 14 days, no questions asked. If you don't like the product, we'll give you a full refund. You take zero risk.
100% secure payment via Shopify Payments + Stripe (PCI-DSS compliant). No banking data is stored on our end. Cards accepted: CB, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. 3x installment payment available at no extra cost via Alma.
GDPR compliant. Your data is stored on EU servers and never sold. You can request its deletion at any time (GDPR Article 17). We do not store your card number or any medical data.
Storage in a temperature-controlled cold room (15-18°C) with controlled humidity (55-62% RH), away from light. The pouches are filled upon order to ensure maximum freshness.
Delta-9 THC remains below 0.3% but can potentially be detected by certain sensitive saliva tests. In the event of a scheduled test (work, driving), it is recommended to abstain. French legislation prohibits driving after consuming cannabinoids.
We will send you a new package within 48 hours, no questions asked. Send us a photo of the package at hello@tealerlab.com and we'll take care of everything. Our customer satisfaction is rated 4.8/5 on Trustpilot — we value that.
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Stickier texture, denser terps, longer-lasting effects. Based on the same foundation, but much more refined.
You can see the stock bar at the top of the page. Once it's sold out, we won't be restocking — it's a limited edition.
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