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Mbapphaze THCA

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The 26% THCA M'Bapphaze is a Haze that plays in the big leagues — indoor-grown under total control, ultra-resinous buds, and a fresh lemon-botanical profile that hits you right in the throat. A premium flower crafted for those who know how to spot the difference.
HazeLemonFresh herbsVegetal
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  • Expédié sous 24h Avant 14h en semaine, ton colis part le jour même.
  • Colis 100% discret Emballage neutre · sans logo TealerLab visible.
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Délais & tarifs

France métropolitaine 24-48h dès 4,90€
Belgique · Lux · Suisse 3-5j dès 9,90€
Reste de l'UE 5-7j dès 14,90€
🧪 — PRODUCT SCIENCE

What happens inside, and after.

— DROP PROFILE

Molecules in action

Show notes
  • Power82/100Overall product intensity
  • Flavor78/100Fragrance intensity on the nose
  • Taste72/100Flavor intensity
  • Relaxation55/100Body relax effect · calm
  • Euphoria80/100Head effect · joy · sociability
  • Energy85/100Focus · creativity · stimulation
— EFFECTS OVER TIME

The 4-stage journey

0min 15min 45min 90min 120 min
  1. 01
    TAKE-OFF 0-10 min Immediate mental clarity, the first lemony notes take over — the brain switches on.
  2. 02
    PEAK 10-30 min Clean euphoria and razor-sharp focus, the haze unfolds its whole spectrum — electric and precise.
  3. 03
    CRUISE 30-90 min Steady lightness, open creativity, relaxed body without sedation: the sweet spot.
  4. 04
    LANDING 90-120 min Gentle return, lingering serenity, no crash or heaviness: clean like a good game.

The effects are indicative and vary according to metabolism, tolerance, and the context of consumption. Non-medical products. Sale restricted to adults.

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— THE STORY

DESCRIPTION

01 · ORIGIN

Born under the Lights

M'Bapphaze THCA doesn't just grow anywhere. Cultivated indoors in a 100% controlled environment—light, humidity, temperature—every sprout benefits from optimal conditions from the first day until harvest. No seasons, no climate hazards, no compromises. The result: a flower of surgical consistency, batch after batch, which fully justifies its premium status. It is the rigor of an obsessive cultivator that can be read directly in every bud.

02 · GENETICS

Modern Haze DNA

The M'Bapphaze is a sativa-dominant strain that proudly carries its classic Haze heritage—a historic lineage renowned for its powerful cerebral effect and fresh aromatic profile. Revisited by modern breeders, it incorporates citrus and vegetal phenotype characteristics that are now highly sought after in the premium indoor world. The name pays tribute to the most famous French number 10 of his generation: speed, precision, explosiveness—the Haze has the same game.

03 · SENSORY PROFILE

Fresh, Lemony, Direct

Open the bag and let yourself be hit by a wave of fresh haze, slightly lemony, with vegetal and herbaceous accents that recall the hallmarks of cult Californian strains. On the palate, the flavors remain frank and clean: no heaviness, no artificiality. A smooth and balanced finish that gives way to a light, lingering terpene note. It's the profile of someone who knows what they want—no frills, just the essentials.

04 · STRUCTURE

Dense Buds, Max Trichomes

Visually, the M'Bapphaze leaves no doubt as to its quality: compact, well-manicured buds covered in a dense layer of glistening trichomes that catch the light from every angle. The light-to-medium green hue, punctuated by well-defined orange pistils, betrays a total mastery of the cultivation cycle. The trim is clean, the structure tight. No stray leaves, no unnecessary stems—just flower, crafted to the point of obsession.

05 · EFFECTS

High-Speed Game

With 26% THCA, M'Bapphaze plays in a different league. The effect hits quickly—mental clarity, a slight euphoria, and a focus that settles in quietly. Sativas of this caliber are tailored for creativity, active sessions, or simply to add a different color to an ordinary day. This is not a couch-lock flower: it is a field player. For enthusiasts who want intensity without losing their edge—like a high-speed dribble.

06 · TEALER420

Quality Remains in the Game

M'Bapphaze THCA is legally distributed by Tealer420, certified compliant with DGCCRF, with a THC level ≤ 0.3% verified by an independent laboratory. Each batch is tracked, and every COA is available. We don't do vague: you know exactly what you're getting, in discreet packaging, delivered in 24-48 hours flat. That’s the TealerLab commitment — a premium product, total transparency, and service that matches the quality of the flower we offer you. Welcome to the team.

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❓ — FAQ

The questions we receive

The questions we are asked the most. Don't you think? Contact us.

Is that legal in France?

Yes. Delta-9 THC < 0.3%, in compliance with current DGCCRF regulations. Sale reserved for adults. Product strictly non-medical, non-therapeutic.

How can I be sure of the product's quality?

Each batch is tested by an independent French laboratory (Phytocontrol). The COA (Certificate of Analysis) can be viewed and downloaded directly from the product page, in the Lab section. No batch is put on sale without testing.

Is my package discreet?

Yes. Neutral, opaque packaging, with no TealerLab logo. The product is packaged in a food-grade zip-lock bag inside a numbered box. No one — not even the mail carrier — knows what is inside.

What are the delivery times?

24-48h in metropolitan France via Colissimo / Mondial Relay. Any order placed before 2 p.m. is shipped the same day (business days). You will receive your tracking number by email as soon as it is shipped.

Can I return it if I'm not satisfied?

Yes, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back within 14 days, no questions asked. If you don't like the product, we'll give you a full refund. You take zero risk.

Is the payment secure?

100% secure payment via Shopify Payments + Stripe (PCI-DSS compliant). No banking data is stored on our end. Cards accepted: CB, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. 3x installment payment available at no extra cost via Alma.

Do you protect my personal data?

GDPR compliant. Your data is stored on EU servers and never sold. You can request its deletion at any time (GDPR Article 17). We do not store your card number or any medical data.

How are your products stored before shipment?

Storage in a temperature-controlled cold room (15-18°C) with controlled humidity (55-62% RH), away from light. The pouches are filled upon order to ensure maximum freshness.

Can I consume it if I am taking a drug test?

Delta-9 THC remains below 0.3% but can potentially be detected by certain sensitive saliva tests. In the event of a scheduled test (work, driving), it is recommended to abstain. French legislation prohibits driving after consuming cannabinoids.

What if I don't have the product or if it is damaged?

We will send you a new package within 48 hours, no questions asked. Send us a photo of the package at hello@tealerlab.com and we'll take care of everything. Our customer satisfaction is rated 4.8/5 on Trustpilot — we value that.

How does the loyalty program work?

€1 spent = 1 point. At 100 points, you unlock a €5 discount. At 500 points, you join the Tealer Gang: early access to drops, free samples, access to private sales. Referral = €10 for you, €10 for your friend.

How can I reach you if I have a problem?

Email: hello@tealerlab.com (response within 24 hours, business days). Instagram DM: @tealerlab. Live chat available at the bottom right of the site, 9am-6pm. We always answer, we promise.

Is it stronger than V1?

Stickier texture, denser terps, longer-lasting effects. Based on the same foundation, but much more refined.

How many copies are left?

You can see the stock bar at the top of the page. Once it's sold out, we won't be restocking — it's a limited edition.