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Mystery Kush CBX

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We’re not telling you everything—and that’s exactly the point. Mystery Kush CBX is our surprise flower: secret genetics, punchy terpenes, and a deep Kush effect that plants you on the couch without making you lose your head. The mystery is a bonus, not an excuse.
Earthy KushResinous pineSweet spicesSmoked wood
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  • Expédié sous 24h Avant 14h en semaine, ton colis part le jour même.
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France métropolitaine 24-48h dès 4,90€
Belgique · Lux · Suisse 3-5j dès 9,90€
Reste de l'UE 5-7j dès 14,90€
🧪 — PRODUCT SCIENCE

What happens inside, and after.

— DROP PROFILE

Molecules in action

Show notes
  • Power72/100Overall product intensity
  • Flavor80/100Fragrance intensity on the nose
  • Taste75/100Flavor intensity
  • Relaxation88/100Body relax effect · calm
  • Euphoria60/100Head effect · joy · sociability
  • Energy25/100Focus · creativity · stimulation
— EFFECTS OVER TIME

The 4-stage journey

0min 15min 45min 90min 120 min
  1. 01
    TAKE-OFF 0-10min A soft warmth settles in the nape of the neck, the shoulders drop all at once.
  2. 02
    PEAK 10-30min The body sinks into the seat, the mind slows down: maximum relax, zero headache.
  3. 03
    CRUISE 30-90min Well settled, well there. The kush effect spreads out long, calm and anchored.
  4. 04
    LANDING 90-120min Gentle descent, residual lightness. Perfect for drifting into sleep.

The effects are indicative and vary according to metabolism, tolerance, and the context of consumption. Non-medical products. Sale restricted to adults.

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— THE STORY

DESCRIPTION

01 · ORIGIN

The Kush we keep well hidden

Mystery Kush CBX was born from a simple idea: what if we kept the genetics secret to let the sensations speak for themselves? Grown indoors under total control, this flower descends from an Afghan Kush lineage crossed with our own proprietary CBX selection. The result: a unique phenotype that we won't fully reveal—because the mystery is part of the experience. What we can tell you is that the colas are dense, the trichomes are generous, and the scent is immediately recognizable.

02 · CULTURE

Indoor, nothing but indoor

No compromises on cultivation. Mystery Kush CBX is grown under full-spectrum LEDs, in an environment with humidity and temperature controlled to the minute. Every 12-week cycle is monitored by our dedicated team. The final flush lasts 10 days for a clean flower, free of residues. Harvesting is done by hand, as is the trimming. We don't delegate what matters — and it shows in the bud: compact, sticky, and ready to impress even the most demanding palates.

03 · AROMAS

Earth, resin, mystery

Open the bag and let your nose decide. Mystery Kush CBX hits first with an earthy, woody base typical of Afghan Kush—deep, almost mineral. Then come the sweet spices, a hint of resinous pine, and a smoky touch that lingers on the palate long after. It is a complex aromatic profile, built on dominant terpenes like Myrcene and Caryophyllene. Not the kind of flower you forget after the first session.

04 · EFFECTS

Total relaxation, clear head

Mystery Kush CBX plays in the indica-dominant league — but with the finesse of a well-balanced hybrid. The effect builds gradually, without any suddenness: first a deep muscle relaxation, then a mental calm that clears away distracting thoughts without knocking you out. Ideal for unwinding after a busy day, or for evenings when you want to be present without being on edge. The high CBD content amplifies the relaxing effect without the numbing quality of heavy strains.

05 · QUALITY

Tested, validated, certified

Every batch of Mystery Kush CBX is tested by an independent, accredited laboratory before it reaches your bag. We check for cannabinoids, terpenes, and the absence of pesticides and heavy metals. The Certificate of Analysis is available upon request—we have nothing to hide, except the genetics. The THC level is strictly below 0.3% in accordance with French regulations. What you receive is a clean, honest flower with no bad surprises—only good ones.

06 · TEALER LAB

Awesome free stuff

Mystery Kush CBX is our way of saying thank you. This free stuff drop is part of the products we select to share the TealerLab vibe with no fuss. We could have put anything in there—we chose a flower we’re proud to smoke ourselves. That’s the brand's DNA: no filler, no bullshit, just the real deal. Order, receive, light up. And if you love it as much as we do, you know where to come back for the rest of the adventure.

Customer reviews speak

Customer Reviews

Based on 88 reviews
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d
dbs
Déception pour le prix que c'est

Aucune sensation pour planer le goût est très neutre aucune saveur très déçu du prix pour ce que c'est

d
domdom
L'une des rare molécule présente sur le site qui

L'une des rare molécule présente sur le site qui ne me fait ressentir aucun effet goût ok

A
Anonyme
C'est vraiment le produit le moins interessant de

C'est vraiment le produit le moins interessant de la boutique

A
Adam's
On dirait de la paille

On dirait de la paille.

J
JUST NICO
Presque ça...

Smoker depuis 33 ans je la trouve un peu sèche, elle a peu de goût et un effet light.
Malheureusement elle n'est pas dans mon top, il ne lui manque pas grand chose pourtant. Heureusement qu'elle m'a été offerte par Tealer pour une précédente commande. Cependant, elle me sera très utile en cas de galère.

❓ — FAQ

The questions we receive

The questions we are asked the most. Don't you think? Contact us.

Is that legal in France?

Yes. Delta-9 THC < 0.3%, in compliance with current DGCCRF regulations. Sale reserved for adults. Product strictly non-medical, non-therapeutic.

How can I be sure of the product's quality?

Each batch is tested by an independent French laboratory (Phytocontrol). The COA (Certificate of Analysis) can be viewed and downloaded directly from the product page, in the Lab section. No batch is put on sale without testing.

Is my package discreet?

Yes. Neutral, opaque packaging, with no TealerLab logo. The product is packaged in a food-grade zip-lock bag inside a numbered box. No one — not even the mail carrier — knows what is inside.

What are the delivery times?

24-48h in metropolitan France via Colissimo / Mondial Relay. Any order placed before 2 p.m. is shipped the same day (business days). You will receive your tracking number by email as soon as it is shipped.

Can I return it if I'm not satisfied?

Yes, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back within 14 days, no questions asked. If you don't like the product, we'll give you a full refund. You take zero risk.

Is the payment secure?

100% secure payment via Shopify Payments + Stripe (PCI-DSS compliant). No banking data is stored on our end. Cards accepted: CB, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. 3x installment payment available at no extra cost via Alma.

Do you protect my personal data?

GDPR compliant. Your data is stored on EU servers and never sold. You can request its deletion at any time (GDPR Article 17). We do not store your card number or any medical data.

How are your products stored before shipment?

Storage in a temperature-controlled cold room (15-18°C) with controlled humidity (55-62% RH), away from light. The pouches are filled upon order to ensure maximum freshness.

Can I consume it if I am taking a drug test?

Delta-9 THC remains below 0.3% but can potentially be detected by certain sensitive saliva tests. In the event of a scheduled test (work, driving), it is recommended to abstain. French legislation prohibits driving after consuming cannabinoids.

What if I don't have the product or if it is damaged?

We will send you a new package within 48 hours, no questions asked. Send us a photo of the package at hello@tealerlab.com and we'll take care of everything. Our customer satisfaction is rated 4.8/5 on Trustpilot — we value that.

How does the loyalty program work?

€1 spent = 1 point. At 100 points, you unlock a €5 discount. At 500 points, you join the Tealer Gang: early access to drops, free samples, access to private sales. Referral = €10 for you, €10 for your friend.

How can I reach you if I have a problem?

Email: hello@tealerlab.com (response within 24 hours, business days). Instagram DM: @tealerlab. Live chat available at the bottom right of the site, 9am-6pm. We always answer, we promise.

Is it stronger than V1?

Stickier texture, denser terps, longer-lasting effects. Based on the same foundation, but much more refined.

How many copies are left?

You can see the stock bar at the top of the page. Once it's sold out, we won't be restocking — it's a limited edition.