The effects are indicative and vary according to metabolism, tolerance, and the context of consumption. Non-medical products. Sale restricted to adults.
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— THE STORY
Pineapple Express is a name that makes an impression before you even open the bag. A sativa genetic cross between Trainwreck and Hawaiian, it has traversed pop culture to become a global benchmark. Our THV+ version is grown in a greenhouse in Europe, with rigorous control of light and humidity to ensure a stable aromatic profile, harvest after harvest. No luck—just method.
Greenhouse is the perfect balance between the power of natural light and the precision of the grower. Our Pineapple Express plants grow in climate-controlled greenhouses where every parameter — temperature, CO₂, nutrients — is optimized by the week. The result: medium-sized, airy and resinous buds, with trichomes visible to the naked eye. A consistency that outdoor growing cannot always guarantee, and a production cost that remains controlled — which we pass on in your price.
Open your bag and you immediately understand why this name is so fitting. The Pineapple Express THV+ releases an immediate tropical bouquet: sweet pineapple on the initial hit, followed by notes of mango and slightly tangy citrus. A fresh herbal touch comes through in the background, reminiscent of freshly cut greenery in a summer garden. On the palate, the smoke is smooth, fruity, and slightly sweet—with no bitterness. The dominant terpene, Limonene, boosts your mood from the very first puff. It's sensory, it's clean, it's tropical.
At 28% THV+, Pineapple Express plays in the major leagues of products controlled intensity — powerful enough to feel something real, without knocking you for a loop. The effect is typically sativa: a quick onset, light-headedness, communicative euphoria. It's the kind of profile that makes you talkative, creative, present. Ideal for a session with friends or to get a project off the ground. The physical relaxation is there, subtle, like background music that keeps you company without taking over.
The Pineapple Express THV+ is produced and distributed in strict compliance with French legislation. THC content ≤ 0.3% in accordance with DGCCRF requirements — each batch is accompanied by a Certificate of Analysis (COA) issued by an accredited laboratory. At TealerLab, compliance is not a marketing strategy, it is our infrastructure. You order with confidence, we deliver with discretion. Simple.
The Pineapple Express THV+ doesn't try to be something it's not. It's fruity, effective, honest in its value for money — and that's exactly why it's a hit. Whether you're curious about THV+ or a regular premium drop user, it adapts to your pace. Order now, receive it within 24-48 hours with discreet delivery, and open your bag in the best conditions: at room temperature, in a quiet place, with some good music. The tropical journey begins there.
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Yes. Delta-9 THC < 0.3%, in compliance with current DGCCRF regulations. Sale reserved for adults. Product strictly non-medical, non-therapeutic.
Each batch is tested by an independent French laboratory (Phytocontrol). The COA (Certificate of Analysis) can be viewed and downloaded directly from the product page, in the Lab section. No batch is put on sale without testing.
Yes. Neutral, opaque packaging, with no TealerLab logo. The product is packaged in a food-grade zip-lock bag inside a numbered box. No one — not even the mail carrier — knows what is inside.
24-48h in metropolitan France via Colissimo / Mondial Relay. Any order placed before 2 p.m. is shipped the same day (business days). You will receive your tracking number by email as soon as it is shipped.
Yes, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back within 14 days, no questions asked. If you don't like the product, we'll give you a full refund. You take zero risk.
100% secure payment via Shopify Payments + Stripe (PCI-DSS compliant). No banking data is stored on our end. Cards accepted: CB, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. 3x installment payment available at no extra cost via Alma.
GDPR compliant. Your data is stored on EU servers and never sold. You can request its deletion at any time (GDPR Article 17). We do not store your card number or any medical data.
Storage in a temperature-controlled cold room (15-18°C) with controlled humidity (55-62% RH), away from light. The pouches are filled upon order to ensure maximum freshness.
Delta-9 THC remains below 0.3% but can potentially be detected by certain sensitive saliva tests. In the event of a scheduled test (work, driving), it is recommended to abstain. French legislation prohibits driving after consuming cannabinoids.
We will send you a new package within 48 hours, no questions asked. Send us a photo of the package at hello@tealerlab.com and we'll take care of everything. Our customer satisfaction is rated 4.8/5 on Trustpilot — we value that.
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Stickier texture, denser terps, longer-lasting effects. Based on the same foundation, but much more refined.
You can see the stock bar at the top of the page. Once it's sold out, we won't be restocking — it's a limited edition.
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