The effects are indicative and vary according to metabolism, tolerance, and the context of consumption. Non-medical products. Sale restricted to adults.
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— THE STORY
Zkittlez is a legend of the US West Coast, a cross between Grape Ape and Grapefruit refined by the breeders at Dying Breed Seeds. Its name? Not a coincidence — it tastes exactly like you’d imagine. At TealerLab, we sourced it from trusted European indoor cultivators who have respected the original genetics to the letter. The result: a flower that stands its ground, smells strong, and hits the spot. No compromises, no bullshit.
100% indoor-grown under full-spectrum LED lights, Zkittlez THV+ benefits from a perfectly controlled environment—stable humidity, optimized light cycles, and constant temperature. This level of mastery is what allows us to achieve 29% THV+ consistently, batch after batch. The mini-buds are harvested at peak trichome maturity, slow-dried, and cured for several weeks to lock in the aromas. A pro protocol, competition-grade results.
Open the bag and you'll immediately understand why it's a best-seller. The Zkittlez mini-buds are compact and dense, with a vibrant emerald green hue and subtle purple undertones. The trichome coverage is uniform, milky, and generous—a sign of perfect maturation. The orange pistils stand out like a brushstroke of paint. Visually, this is a flower that holds its own against high-end US drops like Cookies or Jungle Boys.
The first impression on the nose is a sweet, fruity slap — grape candy, ripe citrus, a hint of mango in the background. When broken, the exotic notes intensify and a light acidity balances the sugar. Once lit, the profile remains true: smooth, rounded smoke with a slightly tangy finish that lingers on the palate. It is indulgent without being cloying, complex without being heavy. The kind of aroma that makes everyone in the room ask, "what is that?"
A slightly indica-dominant hybrid, Zkittlez THV+ offers a well-balanced experience. The onset is rapid and euphoric—you feel light, creative, and in a good mood without ending up glued to the couch. Gradually, a gentle physical relaxation sets in, perfect for unwinding after a busy day. With 29% THV+, it is aimed at experienced users—beginners should take it easy. It is ideal for the late afternoon or a relaxed evening with friends.
All TealerLab flowers are distributed in strict compliance with French regulations. Zkittlez THV+ contains less than 0.3% delta-9 THC, in accordance with current legal thresholds. Each batch is analyzed by an independent accredited laboratory (Phytocontrol) and certificates of analysis (COA) are available upon request. Tealer420 is committed to total transparency: you know exactly what you are consuming, where it comes from, and how it is made. No bullshit, no surprises.
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Yes. Delta-9 THC < 0.3%, in compliance with current DGCCRF regulations. Sale reserved for adults. Product strictly non-medical, non-therapeutic.
Each batch is tested by an independent French laboratory (Phytocontrol). The COA (Certificate of Analysis) can be viewed and downloaded directly from the product page, in the Lab section. No batch is put on sale without testing.
Yes. Neutral, opaque packaging, with no TealerLab logo. The product is packaged in a food-grade zip-lock bag inside a numbered box. No one — not even the mail carrier — knows what is inside.
24-48h in metropolitan France via Colissimo / Mondial Relay. Any order placed before 2 p.m. is shipped the same day (business days). You will receive your tracking number by email as soon as it is shipped.
Yes, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back within 14 days, no questions asked. If you don't like the product, we'll give you a full refund. You take zero risk.
100% secure payment via Shopify Payments + Stripe (PCI-DSS compliant). No banking data is stored on our end. Cards accepted: CB, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. 3x installment payment available at no extra cost via Alma.
GDPR compliant. Your data is stored on EU servers and never sold. You can request its deletion at any time (GDPR Article 17). We do not store your card number or any medical data.
Storage in a temperature-controlled cold room (15-18°C) with controlled humidity (55-62% RH), away from light. The pouches are filled upon order to ensure maximum freshness.
Delta-9 THC remains below 0.3% but can potentially be detected by certain sensitive saliva tests. In the event of a scheduled test (work, driving), it is recommended to abstain. French legislation prohibits driving after consuming cannabinoids.
We will send you a new package within 48 hours, no questions asked. Send us a photo of the package at hello@tealerlab.com and we'll take care of everything. Our customer satisfaction is rated 4.8/5 on Trustpilot — we value that.
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Stickier texture, denser terps, longer-lasting effects. Based on the same foundation, but much more refined.
You can see the stock bar at the top of the page. Once it's sold out, we won't be restocking — it's a limited edition.
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