The effects are indicative and vary according to metabolism, tolerance, and the context of consumption. Non-medical products. Sale restricted to adults.
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— THE STORY
First V1 drop in March '25: sold out in 6 hours. We spent 6 months reworking the matrix, increasing terpene density, and setting the texture. The result: a stickier, punchier version with a longer finish. Grown in a partner indoor facility, cold-extracted, and hand-pressed. Each sphere is numbered on the bottom of the box. 247 units — we won't be making any more.
Intense diesel notes, powerful terps, sticky finish. Profile built for long sessions.
Each batch is tested by the independent laboratory Phytocontrol. The COA (Certificate of Analysis) is available upon request or can be downloaded below.
Small dose first. Keep away from light, in the zip-lock bag.
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Yes. Delta-9 THC < 0.3%, in compliance with current DGCCRF regulations. Sale reserved for adults. Product strictly non-medical, non-therapeutic.
Each batch is tested by an independent French laboratory (Phytocontrol). The COA (Certificate of Analysis) can be viewed and downloaded directly from the product page, in the Lab section. No batch is put on sale without testing.
Yes. Neutral, opaque packaging, with no TealerLab logo. The product is packaged in a food-grade zip-lock bag inside a numbered box. No one — not even the mail carrier — knows what is inside.
24-48h in metropolitan France via Colissimo / Mondial Relay. Any order placed before 2 p.m. is shipped the same day (business days). You will receive your tracking number by email as soon as it is shipped.
Yes, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back within 14 days, no questions asked. If you don't like the product, we'll give you a full refund. You take zero risk.
100% secure payment via Shopify Payments + Stripe (PCI-DSS compliant). No banking data is stored on our end. Cards accepted: CB, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. 3x installment payment available at no extra cost via Alma.
GDPR compliant. Your data is stored on EU servers and never sold. You can request its deletion at any time (GDPR Article 17). We do not store your card number or any medical data.
Storage in a temperature-controlled cold room (15-18°C) with controlled humidity (55-62% RH), away from light. The pouches are filled upon order to ensure maximum freshness.
Delta-9 THC remains below 0.3% but can potentially be detected by certain sensitive saliva tests. In the event of a scheduled test (work, driving), it is recommended to abstain. French legislation prohibits driving after consuming cannabinoids.
We will send you a new package within 48 hours, no questions asked. Send us a photo of the package at hello@tealerlab.com and we'll take care of everything. Our customer satisfaction is rated 4.8/5 on Trustpilot — we value that.
€1 spent = 1 point. At 100 points, you unlock a €5 discount. At 500 points, you join the Tealer Gang: early access to drops, free samples, access to private sales. Referral = €10 for you, €10 for your friend.
Email: hello@tealerlab.com (response within 24 hours, business days). Instagram DM: @tealerlab. Live chat available at the bottom right of the site, 9am-6pm. We always answer, we promise.
Stickier texture, denser terps, longer-lasting effects. Based on the same foundation, but much more refined.
You can see the stock bar at the top of the page. Once it's sold out, we won't be restocking — it's a limited edition.
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