The effects are indicative and vary according to metabolism, tolerance, and the context of consumption. Non-medical products. Sale restricted to adults.
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At TealerLab, we believe that generosity isn't proven with loyalty points or boring newsletters. It’s proven with a product in your hand. This cart freebie is our way of saying thanks—straight up, no fuss. You’ve crossed the €99 mark? It’s only natural that we slip you something good. This isn’t a sample; it’s a full-fledged product, selected with just as much care as the rest of the range.
We could have put anything in this package. A flyer, a sticker, a promo for your next purchase. We chose to put in CBD. A TealerLab cart, indoor-grown, lab-tested, cleanly packaged. Because our reputation depends on every gram we send out—including the free ones. This freebie meets the exact same standards as the products you pay full price for. Zero compromise on quality, even at zero cost to you.
This vape cartridge plays the balanced hybrid card — not too indica that it couch-locks you, nor too sativa that it sends you into mental hamster-wheel mode. The result is a well-rounded, accessible effect that's just as good for a solo evening session as it is for a night out with friends. A terpene profile leaning towards citrus and pine with a hint of diesel on the finish. The kind of thing you smoke and immediately think: "yeah, they could've put anything in here, but they chose this."
Myrcene as the dominant base for relaxation, Limonene bringing lemon-peach mid-notes, Pinene for mental clarity, and Caryophyllene as a spicy base to complete the profile. This combination is what gives the cart its character: a complex nose, a clean smoke, and an aromatic experience you'd find in the premium US genetics we love—without the US price tag. Every puff tells a story, and that’s no coincidence.
Free doesn't mean untested. This product goes through the same analysis protocol as the entire TealerLab range — THC ≤ 0.3% guaranteed, CBD levels verified by an accredited laboratory, and tested for pesticides and heavy metals. You have the right to know what you're inhaling, even when it's free. Lab results are available upon request from customer service. Total transparency, always — that's not a marketing stance, it's our baseline.
Getting this freebie couldn't be easier: add €99 worth of TealerLab products to your cart and the free cart will be added automatically. No promo code, no hassle, no hidden surprises. It ships in the same package as your order, discreetly packed, delivered in 24-48 hours. If you're already a regular customer, you know the drill—if you're new, welcome to the community. We do things right here, from your very first order.
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Yes. Delta-9 THC < 0.3%, in compliance with current DGCCRF regulations. Sale reserved for adults. Product strictly non-medical, non-therapeutic.
Each batch is tested by an independent French laboratory (Phytocontrol). The COA (Certificate of Analysis) can be viewed and downloaded directly from the product page, in the Lab section. No batch is put on sale without testing.
Yes. Neutral, opaque packaging, with no TealerLab logo. The product is packaged in a food-grade zip-lock bag inside a numbered box. No one — not even the mail carrier — knows what is inside.
24-48h in metropolitan France via Colissimo / Mondial Relay. Any order placed before 2 p.m. is shipped the same day (business days). You will receive your tracking number by email as soon as it is shipped.
Yes, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back within 14 days, no questions asked. If you don't like the product, we'll give you a full refund. You take zero risk.
100% secure payment via Shopify Payments + Stripe (PCI-DSS compliant). No banking data is stored on our end. Cards accepted: CB, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. 3x installment payment available at no extra cost via Alma.
GDPR compliant. Your data is stored on EU servers and never sold. You can request its deletion at any time (GDPR Article 17). We do not store your card number or any medical data.
Storage in a temperature-controlled cold room (15-18°C) with controlled humidity (55-62% RH), away from light. The pouches are filled upon order to ensure maximum freshness.
Delta-9 THC remains below 0.3% but can potentially be detected by certain sensitive saliva tests. In the event of a scheduled test (work, driving), it is recommended to abstain. French legislation prohibits driving after consuming cannabinoids.
We will send you a new package within 48 hours, no questions asked. Send us a photo of the package at hello@tealerlab.com and we'll take care of everything. Our customer satisfaction is rated 4.8/5 on Trustpilot — we value that.
€1 spent = 1 point. At 100 points, you unlock a €5 discount. At 500 points, you join the Tealer Gang: early access to drops, free samples, access to private sales. Referral = €10 for you, €10 for your friend.
Email: hello@tealerlab.com (response within 24 hours, business days). Instagram DM: @tealerlab. Live chat available at the bottom right of the site, 9am-6pm. We always answer, we promise.
Stickier texture, denser terps, longer-lasting effects. Based on the same foundation, but much more refined.
You can see the stock bar at the top of the page. Once it's sold out, we won't be restocking — it's a limited edition.
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