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PREMIUM GREENHOUSE SATIVA

M&M'Haze THV+

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The M&M'Haze THV+ is the gold standard Haze — 28% THV+, greenhouse mini-buds as dense as little resinous fists, and a sweet, lemony aromatic profile that lingers on your palate long after. If you're looking for an expressive, no-nonsense sativa that hits the spot, you've found it.
LemonSweet HazeSweet spicesFresh vegetal
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  • Expédié sous 24h Avant 14h en semaine, ton colis part le jour même.
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Délais & tarifs

France métropolitaine 24-48h dès 4,90€
Belgique · Lux · Suisse 3-5j dès 9,90€
Reste de l'UE 5-7j dès 14,90€
🧪 — PRODUCT SCIENCE

What happens inside, and after.

— DROP PROFILE

Molecules in action

Show notes
  • Power88/100Overall product intensity
  • Flavor82/100Fragrance intensity on the nose
  • Taste78/100Flavor intensity
  • Relaxation45/100Body relax effect · calm
  • Euphoria85/100Head effect · joy · sociability
  • Energy80/100Focus · creativity · stimulation
— EFFECTS OVER TIME

The 4-stage journey

0min 15min 45min 90min 120 min
  1. 01
    TAKE-OFF 0-10 min Straight, fast build-up: the head lights up, thoughts speed up, the smile comes on its own.
  2. 02
    PEAK 10-30 min Full-power sativa euphoria — creativity in turbo mode, energy pulsing, everything becomes interesting.
  3. 03
    CRUISE 30-90 min The effect gently levels out: clear focus, settled good mood, body stays light and functional.
  4. 04
    LANDING 90-120 min Gradual, clean comedown — no slump, just a quiet, hitch-free return to the ground.

The effects are indicative and vary according to metabolism, tolerance, and the context of consumption. Non-medical products. Sale restricted to adults.

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— THE STORY

DESCRIPTION

01 · ORIGIN

Born Under Glass

M&M'Haze comes from premium greenhouse cultivation — a hybrid format between indoor and outdoor that gives plants the best of both worlds: natural light for the terpene profile, and climate control for consistency. The result: steady batches, batch after batch, with no surprises or disappointments. It's exactly what you expect from a benchmark Haze. No gamble, just premium reliability in every order.

02 · GENETICS

Pure Haze DNA

The M&M'Haze draws on historic Haze genetics—the quintessential sativa profile, the one that has defined the genre since the seventies. Long flowering period, complex aromas, marked cerebral effect: all the markers are there. Our breeders have pushed the THC+ to 28%, without sacrificing the aromatic signature that gives this profile its reputation. A modern Haze that respects its roots, tailored for connoisseurs who know what they are looking for.

03 · LOOK & FEEL

Mini Buds, Maxi Resin

Mini-bud format, but don't let the size fool you. Each bud is dense, compact, and coated in trichomes visible to the naked eye — that layer of white resin that glistens under the light and sets the tone. The trim is neat, the leaves are well-cleared, and the light green color is consistent throughout the batch. Visually, it’s clean. In the hand, it’s firm. Upon opening the bag, the sweet and lemony Haze aroma hits you straight away.

04 · FLAVORS

Sweet, Lemon, Spices

The aromatic profile of M&M'Haze is a three-stage signature: first, the sweet mildness typical of Hazes, then a fresh lemony touch that enhances the whole, and in the background, a light spice that adds complexity. On the palate, a botanical freshness sets in from the first puff, the tanginess arrives mid-hit, and the finish is smooth, persistent, almost indulgent. A consistent profile from start to finish, with no discordant notes.

05 · EFFECT

Potent Sativa

28% THC+ — we won't try to tell you this is a beginner's flower. M&M'Haze is a cerebral sativa that hits fast and hits hard. Euphoria, creativity, energy: all three sativa pillars are present. Ideal for daytime, a creative session, an outing with friends, or simply to spice up an ordinary afternoon. The effect remains functional—you stay in control—but the experience is distinctly potent. For people who know how to handle their consumption.

06 · COMPLIANCE

Tested, Certified, Delivered

Like all Tealer420 products, M&M'Haze THC+ is distributed in compliance with French legal regulations. Each batch is tested by an independent laboratory—THC levels ≤ 0.3% in accordance with DGCCRF standards—and results are available upon request. Packages ship within 24 hours in discreet, neutral packaging, with no mention of the contents. Secure payment, tracked delivery. We do things right, from cultivation to your mailbox. That is the TealerLab promise.

Customer reviews speak

Customer Reviews

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Au top merci tealer rapport qualité prix

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Le prix a augmenté, les effets on diminuer le

Le prix a augmenté, les effets on un peut diminuer le goût et odeur plus la meme que avant dommage qu’il change tout c étais mieux avant

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Secret
Super produit, dommage je n’arrive pas à

Super produit, dommage je n’arrive pas à mettre de photos ou de vidéos sur la vie, mais je recommande le Le prix est complètement imbattable pour la qualité fournie

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Toujours excellente..😎

Toujours excellente,
Bon goût et juste ce qu'il faut pour être bien...👍

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Bon goût mets bien

Bon goût mets bien

❓ — FAQ

The questions we receive

The questions we are asked the most. Don't you think? Contact us.

Is that legal in France?

Yes. Delta-9 THC < 0.3%, in compliance with current DGCCRF regulations. Sale reserved for adults. Product strictly non-medical, non-therapeutic.

How can I be sure of the product's quality?

Each batch is tested by an independent French laboratory (Phytocontrol). The COA (Certificate of Analysis) can be viewed and downloaded directly from the product page, in the Lab section. No batch is put on sale without testing.

Is my package discreet?

Yes. Neutral, opaque packaging, with no TealerLab logo. The product is packaged in a food-grade zip-lock bag inside a numbered box. No one — not even the mail carrier — knows what is inside.

What are the delivery times?

24-48h in metropolitan France via Colissimo / Mondial Relay. Any order placed before 2 p.m. is shipped the same day (business days). You will receive your tracking number by email as soon as it is shipped.

Can I return it if I'm not satisfied?

Yes, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back within 14 days, no questions asked. If you don't like the product, we'll give you a full refund. You take zero risk.

Is the payment secure?

100% secure payment via Shopify Payments + Stripe (PCI-DSS compliant). No banking data is stored on our end. Cards accepted: CB, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. 3x installment payment available at no extra cost via Alma.

Do you protect my personal data?

GDPR compliant. Your data is stored on EU servers and never sold. You can request its deletion at any time (GDPR Article 17). We do not store your card number or any medical data.

How are your products stored before shipment?

Storage in a temperature-controlled cold room (15-18°C) with controlled humidity (55-62% RH), away from light. The pouches are filled upon order to ensure maximum freshness.

Can I consume it if I am taking a drug test?

Delta-9 THC remains below 0.3% but can potentially be detected by certain sensitive saliva tests. In the event of a scheduled test (work, driving), it is recommended to abstain. French legislation prohibits driving after consuming cannabinoids.

What if I don't have the product or if it is damaged?

We will send you a new package within 48 hours, no questions asked. Send us a photo of the package at hello@tealerlab.com and we'll take care of everything. Our customer satisfaction is rated 4.8/5 on Trustpilot — we value that.

How does the loyalty program work?

€1 spent = 1 point. At 100 points, you unlock a €5 discount. At 500 points, you join the Tealer Gang: early access to drops, free samples, access to private sales. Referral = €10 for you, €10 for your friend.

How can I reach you if I have a problem?

Email: hello@tealerlab.com (response within 24 hours, business days). Instagram DM: @tealerlab. Live chat available at the bottom right of the site, 9am-6pm. We always answer, we promise.

Is it stronger than V1?

Stickier texture, denser terps, longer-lasting effects. Based on the same foundation, but much more refined.

How many copies are left?

You can see the stock bar at the top of the page. Once it's sold out, we won't be restocking — it's a limited edition.