The effects are indicative and vary according to metabolism, tolerance, and the context of consumption. Non-medical products. Sale restricted to adults.
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— THE STORY
Biscotti is a legend of the California indoor circuit. A cross between Gelato 25 and South Florida OG, it was popularized by the best cultivars in Los Angeles before becoming a holy grail sought after by connoisseurs worldwide. TealerLab sourced it directly from certified indoor growers, the kind who won't release a cut until every bud is up to par. The result? A flower that speaks Cali in every sense of the word—dense, resinous, uncompromising.
Cultivated in a 100% controlled indoor environment, Biscotti THCA benefits from precise light cycles, controlled humidity, and optimized nutrient intake week after week. No shortcuts, no greenhouses. Each plant is hand-tended and manually trimmed to preserve trichome integrity and bud density. It is this level of care that provides that velvety texture to the touch and that white coating that sticks to your fingers as soon as you open the Calibox.
Open the Calibox and let the aromatic profile hit you: fresh-out-of-the-oven biscuit, sweet spices, and a subtle earthy background note reminiscent of OG strains. On the palate, Biscotti develops an indulgent roundness with a smooth, lingering smoky finish. The terpene profile—dominated by Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Myrcene—builds a complete sensory experience that immediately distinguishes top-shelf flowers from the bottom of the barrel.
At 28% THCA, Biscotti is not a flower for beginners—it is intended for experienced consumers looking for a direct, warm, and no-frills high. The effect begins cerebrally, establishing a dense and stable euphoria, then gradually descends into deep physical relaxation. It is ideal for the evening or the end of the day, when the goal is to truly unwind. No sudden spikes, no paranoia—just a clean, controlled curve.
Biscotti THCA is packaged in an airtight Calibox — the premium format that has established itself as the standard in the Cali world. It maintains a stable humidity level, blocks UV rays, and protects the trichomes during transport and right up until opening. The result: the flower you receive is identical to the one that left the grower. Fresh, aromatic, and perfectly preserved. The package is shipped in neutral packaging, with no mention of the contents, for delivery in 24-48 hours anywhere in France.
Each batch of THCA Biscotti distributed by TealerLab comes with an independent laboratory certificate of analysis confirming a THC level of ≤ 0.3% — in compliance with current French regulations. The flower is distributed legally under the Tealer420 brand, in full accordance with DGCCRF standards. You can order with peace of mind: compliant product, discreet delivery, and customer service available if you have the slightest question. Here, transparency is not an option; it is the bare minimum.
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Yes. Delta-9 THC < 0.3%, in compliance with current DGCCRF regulations. Sale reserved for adults. Product strictly non-medical, non-therapeutic.
Each batch is tested by an independent French laboratory (Phytocontrol). The COA (Certificate of Analysis) can be viewed and downloaded directly from the product page, in the Lab section. No batch is put on sale without testing.
Yes. Neutral, opaque packaging, with no TealerLab logo. The product is packaged in a food-grade zip-lock bag inside a numbered box. No one — not even the mail carrier — knows what is inside.
24-48h in metropolitan France via Colissimo / Mondial Relay. Any order placed before 2 p.m. is shipped the same day (business days). You will receive your tracking number by email as soon as it is shipped.
Yes, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back within 14 days, no questions asked. If you don't like the product, we'll give you a full refund. You take zero risk.
100% secure payment via Shopify Payments + Stripe (PCI-DSS compliant). No banking data is stored on our end. Cards accepted: CB, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. 3x installment payment available at no extra cost via Alma.
GDPR compliant. Your data is stored on EU servers and never sold. You can request its deletion at any time (GDPR Article 17). We do not store your card number or any medical data.
Storage in a temperature-controlled cold room (15-18°C) with controlled humidity (55-62% RH), away from light. The pouches are filled upon order to ensure maximum freshness.
Delta-9 THC remains below 0.3% but can potentially be detected by certain sensitive saliva tests. In the event of a scheduled test (work, driving), it is recommended to abstain. French legislation prohibits driving after consuming cannabinoids.
We will send you a new package within 48 hours, no questions asked. Send us a photo of the package at hello@tealerlab.com and we'll take care of everything. Our customer satisfaction is rated 4.8/5 on Trustpilot — we value that.
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Stickier texture, denser terps, longer-lasting effects. Based on the same foundation, but much more refined.
You can see the stock bar at the top of the page. Once it's sold out, we won't be restocking — it's a limited edition.
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