The effects are indicative and vary according to metabolism, tolerance, and the context of consumption. Non-medical products. Sale restricted to adults.
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— THE STORY
GMO Cookies is a legend of the West Coast scene. Born from a cross between Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdawg, it was popularized by major Californian houses before establishing itself as a global standard for premium cannabis. Its name—Garlic Mushroom Onion—says everything about its extraordinary olfactory profile, repelling the uninitiated while fascinating true connoisseurs. At TealerLab, we selected it for one reason only: it is the best of what Cali has to offer, period.
Cultivated in a premium indoor environment with full control over temperature, humidity, and light spectrum. Each plant is monitored individually to maximize trichome production and preserve the integrity of the terpene profile. The result: buds of rare density, deep green streaked with orange pistils, covered in a layer of crystals that stick to your fingers as soon as you open the box. This level of cultivation standards is what separates an ordinary flower from an exceptional one.
Open the Cali Box and get ready: the deep, earthy kush aroma takes over the space in seconds. Notes of garlic and mushroom mingle with a subtle diesel background and sweet spices that warm the nostrils. On the palate, the smoke is dense, rich, almost thick—the finish is long, persistent, with a slightly sweet touch that contrasts with the intensity of the profile. A polarizing and unforgettable olfactory profile that keeps those who dare to taste it coming back for more.
The 27% THCA GMO Cookies does not play in the league of light flowers. From the very first minutes, an enveloping warmth sets in, releasing muscle tension and slowing down the mental flow. The indica dominates with a quiet strength: no anxiety, no paranoia, just a deep and gradual relaxation that lasts for several hours. Ideal for the evening or before sleep, it is suitable for those seeking an intense, physical, and soothing experience. Not recommended for beginners.
You don't send premium flower in a low-end bag. The GMO Cookies THCA arrives in an airtight Cali Box inspired by Californian packaging standards—airtight, opaque, and durable. It perfectly preserves the aromas, bud texture, and the potency of the terpene profile for weeks after delivery. Each box is numbered and limited in quantity. This isn't just packaging: it's a quality commitment from the first glance to the last puff.
GMO Cookies THCA is legally distributed by Tealer420 in compliance with current French regulations. Each batch is analyzed by an independent laboratory to guarantee a THC level below 0.3% and the absence of contaminants. The Certificate of Analysis (COA) is available upon request. We don't sell anything we wouldn't publicly stand by: total transparency regarding composition, traceability, and cultivation conditions. Cali quality, without the legal hassles.
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Yes. Delta-9 THC < 0.3%, in compliance with current DGCCRF regulations. Sale reserved for adults. Product strictly non-medical, non-therapeutic.
Each batch is tested by an independent French laboratory (Phytocontrol). The COA (Certificate of Analysis) can be viewed and downloaded directly from the product page, in the Lab section. No batch is put on sale without testing.
Yes. Neutral, opaque packaging, with no TealerLab logo. The product is packaged in a food-grade zip-lock bag inside a numbered box. No one — not even the mail carrier — knows what is inside.
24-48h in metropolitan France via Colissimo / Mondial Relay. Any order placed before 2 p.m. is shipped the same day (business days). You will receive your tracking number by email as soon as it is shipped.
Yes, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back within 14 days, no questions asked. If you don't like the product, we'll give you a full refund. You take zero risk.
100% secure payment via Shopify Payments + Stripe (PCI-DSS compliant). No banking data is stored on our end. Cards accepted: CB, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. 3x installment payment available at no extra cost via Alma.
GDPR compliant. Your data is stored on EU servers and never sold. You can request its deletion at any time (GDPR Article 17). We do not store your card number or any medical data.
Storage in a temperature-controlled cold room (15-18°C) with controlled humidity (55-62% RH), away from light. The pouches are filled upon order to ensure maximum freshness.
Delta-9 THC remains below 0.3% but can potentially be detected by certain sensitive saliva tests. In the event of a scheduled test (work, driving), it is recommended to abstain. French legislation prohibits driving after consuming cannabinoids.
We will send you a new package within 48 hours, no questions asked. Send us a photo of the package at hello@tealerlab.com and we'll take care of everything. Our customer satisfaction is rated 4.8/5 on Trustpilot — we value that.
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Stickier texture, denser terps, longer-lasting effects. Based on the same foundation, but much more refined.
You can see the stock bar at the top of the page. Once it's sold out, we won't be restocking — it's a limited edition.
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