The effects are indicative and vary according to metabolism, tolerance, and the context of consumption. Non-medical products. Sale restricted to adults.
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— THE STORY
Cookies Kush THV+ is a 100% indoor creation, grown in a hermetically controlled environment where temperature, humidity, and photoperiod are managed to the millisecond. No seasons, no weather hazards, no compromises. This rigor in cultivation is the signature of the great American houses—Cookies, Jungle Boys—and it is exactly the DNA we wanted to infuse into this flower. The result: buds that come out batch after batch with the same density, the same visual appeal, and the same concentration of THV+. Precision indoor, not luck.
Cookies Kush crosses two legends: Girl Scout Cookies, an icon of the West Coast movement with its sweet notes and euphoric touch, and OG Kush, a pillar of the Californian Kush heritage—earthy, resinous, and sophisticated. The resulting hybrid inherits the best of both worlds: the aromatic indulgence of GSC amplified by the dense structure and quiet power of Kush. 26% THC+ can only be explained one way—it's the genetics at work.
Open the bag and the warm cookie greets you immediately—soft, sweet, with that hint of vanilla that sticks in your memory. Looking closer, an earthy and woody note takes hold, an inimitable kush signature. On the palate, the opening is as sweet as a cookie fresh out of the oven, and the finish develops a spicy, resinous depth that lingers long after. A two-speed aromatic profile: indulgent on the surface, serious at its core. Exactly what we love.
The Cookies Kush THC+ 26% plays the smart hybrid card: it begins with a clear, euphoric cerebral lift that lightens the mind without unsettling it, then gradually shifts into a deep, typically Kush physical relaxation. It is the kind of flower perfectly suited for a creative late afternoon or an evening with no agenda. It doesn't knock you out — it settles you in. The 26% THC+ makes itself felt with elegance, not brute force.
Every batch of Cookies Kush THC+ undergoes rigorous quality control before reaching you: meticulous trimming, slow drying to preserve terpenes, and jar curing to develop aromas. The buds arrive firm, covered in trichomes visible to the naked eye, with well-defined orange pistils. The 26% THC+ level is certified by analysis from an accredited laboratory—not a marketing estimate, but a verified figure. What’s in the bag is exactly what you see on the label.
Cookies Kush THC+ is legally distributed by Tealer420 in accordance with current French regulations. Delta-9 THC is kept at a maximum of 0.3%, in compliance with DGCCRF standards. The "THC+" label refers to legally authorized related cannabinoids (THCA). Each batch is accompanied by its certificate of analysis issued by an independent laboratory. You order with confidence, we deliver in neutral and secure packaging, within 24-48 hours in metropolitan France. Simple, clean, no hassle.
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Yes. Delta-9 THC < 0.3%, in compliance with current DGCCRF regulations. Sale reserved for adults. Product strictly non-medical, non-therapeutic.
Each batch is tested by an independent French laboratory (Phytocontrol). The COA (Certificate of Analysis) can be viewed and downloaded directly from the product page, in the Lab section. No batch is put on sale without testing.
Yes. Neutral, opaque packaging, with no TealerLab logo. The product is packaged in a food-grade zip-lock bag inside a numbered box. No one — not even the mail carrier — knows what is inside.
24-48h in metropolitan France via Colissimo / Mondial Relay. Any order placed before 2 p.m. is shipped the same day (business days). You will receive your tracking number by email as soon as it is shipped.
Yes, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back within 14 days, no questions asked. If you don't like the product, we'll give you a full refund. You take zero risk.
100% secure payment via Shopify Payments + Stripe (PCI-DSS compliant). No banking data is stored on our end. Cards accepted: CB, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. 3x installment payment available at no extra cost via Alma.
GDPR compliant. Your data is stored on EU servers and never sold. You can request its deletion at any time (GDPR Article 17). We do not store your card number or any medical data.
Storage in a temperature-controlled cold room (15-18°C) with controlled humidity (55-62% RH), away from light. The pouches are filled upon order to ensure maximum freshness.
Delta-9 THC remains below 0.3% but can potentially be detected by certain sensitive saliva tests. In the event of a scheduled test (work, driving), it is recommended to abstain. French legislation prohibits driving after consuming cannabinoids.
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Stickier texture, denser terps, longer-lasting effects. Based on the same foundation, but much more refined.
You can see the stock bar at the top of the page. Once it's sold out, we won't be restocking — it's a limited edition.
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