The effects are indicative and vary according to metabolism, tolerance, and the context of consumption. Non-medical products. Sale restricted to adults.
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— THE STORY
The Dubai Chocolate was not born by chance. Inspired by the global pistachio chocolate trend that set social media ablaze in 2024, Tealer420 wanted to create its own version—premium, dosed, and crafted for those who know what they want. A product born from a culture of unapologetic excess, where chocolate is never trivial and every bite is a statement. We took the most indulgent recipe we knew, added our own touch, and infused it with 100mg of selected THC. The result: one square hits, two take you on a journey, three transform your night.
Each Dubai Chocolate bar is poured with watchmaker precision. The 100mg of THC are distributed evenly across 3 squares of 33mg each, allowing you to choose your level based on your tolerance and the occasion. Just want a little lightness? Half a square is enough. Looking for a deep, prolonged high? You know what to do. The active ingredient is bonded to the chocolate's fat content for optimal bioavailability and a steady onset — no sudden spikes, no unpleasant surprises. Just a beautiful, controlled curve, like a good long-haul flight.
What sets this chocolate apart from all the low-end edibles cluttering the market is, first and foremost, what you experience in your mouth even before the THC kicks in. The milk chocolate is melt-in-the-mouth, rich, and possesses a genuine cocoa character. The pistachio paste adds a slightly sweet roundness, while the roasted bits provide crunch and depth. A touch of fleur de sel balances it all out. It’s real chocolate, not just an excuse. You would eat it even without the THC—and that’s exactly the intention. Culinary pleasure is not sacrificed on the altar of dosage.
THC edibles are in a different league than smoking or vaping. Absorption occurs via the liver, which converts THC into 11-hydroxy-THC—a form two to three times more potent than smoked THC, with effects lasting between three and six hours. Expect 30 to 60 minutes before feeling the first effects, and up to 90 minutes to reach the peak. That's why we insist: start with half a square, wait a full hour before taking more. Dosage mistakes with edibles are avoidable—and the label isn't just for decoration. Be patient, the high will be worth it.
The Dubai Chocolate 100mg THC is legally distributed by Tealer420 within the current regulatory framework. Each batch is subjected to independent laboratory analysis to verify cannabinoid concentration, the absence of contaminants, and compliance with European food standards. The chocolate is produced in a certified workshop, with traceable ingredients and clearly indicated allergens. At TealerLab, compliance is not a marketing gimmick — it is the bare minimum required to sell a product we are proud of. You deserve to know what you are consuming.
Movie night with friends, a gaming session curled up on the sofa, or just that Friday night when you really want to unplug—Dubai Chocolate is tailor-made for those moments. Its discreet format, impeccable taste, and precise dosage make it the ideal edible to slip into a pocket or share as two squares between two people. It pairs perfectly with a visually intense film, a lo-fi playlist, or a big plate of snacks. Store it in a cool, dark place to preserve its aromas and effects. One bite to start, the rest for later.
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Yes. Delta-9 THC < 0.3%, in compliance with current DGCCRF regulations. Sale reserved for adults. Product strictly non-medical, non-therapeutic.
Each batch is tested by an independent French laboratory (Phytocontrol). The COA (Certificate of Analysis) can be viewed and downloaded directly from the product page, in the Lab section. No batch is put on sale without testing.
Yes. Neutral, opaque packaging, with no TealerLab logo. The product is packaged in a food-grade zip-lock bag inside a numbered box. No one — not even the mail carrier — knows what is inside.
24-48h in metropolitan France via Colissimo / Mondial Relay. Any order placed before 2 p.m. is shipped the same day (business days). You will receive your tracking number by email as soon as it is shipped.
Yes, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back within 14 days, no questions asked. If you don't like the product, we'll give you a full refund. You take zero risk.
100% secure payment via Shopify Payments + Stripe (PCI-DSS compliant). No banking data is stored on our end. Cards accepted: CB, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. 3x installment payment available at no extra cost via Alma.
GDPR compliant. Your data is stored on EU servers and never sold. You can request its deletion at any time (GDPR Article 17). We do not store your card number or any medical data.
Storage in a temperature-controlled cold room (15-18°C) with controlled humidity (55-62% RH), away from light. The pouches are filled upon order to ensure maximum freshness.
Delta-9 THC remains below 0.3% but can potentially be detected by certain sensitive saliva tests. In the event of a scheduled test (work, driving), it is recommended to abstain. French legislation prohibits driving after consuming cannabinoids.
We will send you a new package within 48 hours, no questions asked. Send us a photo of the package at hello@tealerlab.com and we'll take care of everything. Our customer satisfaction is rated 4.8/5 on Trustpilot — we value that.
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Stickier texture, denser terps, longer-lasting effects. Based on the same foundation, but much more refined.
You can see the stock bar at the top of the page. Once it's sold out, we won't be restocking — it's a limited edition.
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