The effects are indicative and vary according to metabolism, tolerance, and the context of consumption. Non-medical products. Sale restricted to adults.
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— THE STORY
The GOAT OG THCA comes from premium greenhouses where natural light and climate control coexist to offer the best of both worlds. The OG Kush genetics—a pillar of US weed culture since the 90s—find a controlled European environment here, where every growth cycle is optimized to maximize THCA production without sacrificing the authenticity of the terpene profile. The result: a flower that reeks of legitimacy.
Cultivating in a greenhouse means choosing intelligence over convenience. Neither full outdoor at the mercy of the weather, nor energy-intensive indoor — the greenhouse offers natural light stability, enhanced by precision equipment. The GOAT OG grows in this balanced environment to develop small, compact, uniform buds covered in resin visible to the naked eye. The small buds format, far from being a flaw, guarantees a rigorous selection of the densest and most homogeneous flowers in the batch.
Open the bag and you know immediately what you're dealing with. The GOAT OG announces itself with a deep, earthy base, the signature hallmark of the Kush lineage, lifted by dry woody notes and a spicy background that lingers long after. On the palate, the flavors are round and dense—no frills, no artificial sugar. Just an authentic OG profile that reminds you why this genetics has remained at the top for thirty years. The Myrcene and Caryophyllene terpenes do the job, quietly but effectively.
With 26% THCA, the GOAT OG plays in the league of potent flowers — but it does so with a typical indica consistency: progressive, enveloping, predictable. No anxious rise, no sudden crash. The body relaxes first, shoulders drop, the pace slows down. The head follows, soothed without being disconnected. It's the ultimate evening session — after work, before the couch. Those looking for genuine muscle relaxation or quality sleep have found their ally.
The small bud format has a bad reputation—wrongly so. At TealerLab, our GOAT OG small buds are selected based on the same criteria as our premium flowers: THCA content, density, resin coverage, and consistency. What you lose in visual size, you gain in accessibility and convenience. Small buds that are easy to grind, dose, and consume without waste. A smart format for a flower that has nothing left to prove—the name GOAT says it all.
The GOAT OG THCA 26% is distributed by Tealer420 — the legal branch of Tealer dedicated to THCA flowers and extracts compliant with French regulations. Each batch is analyzed by an independent laboratory: THC level ≤ 0.3%, full traceability, discreet packaging. You order, we ship in 24–48 hours. No surprises, no ambiguity — just a brand that stands behind what it sells and respects those who buy. That’s what it means to play in the big leagues.
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Yes. Delta-9 THC < 0.3%, in compliance with current DGCCRF regulations. Sale reserved for adults. Product strictly non-medical, non-therapeutic.
Each batch is tested by an independent French laboratory (Phytocontrol). The COA (Certificate of Analysis) can be viewed and downloaded directly from the product page, in the Lab section. No batch is put on sale without testing.
Yes. Neutral, opaque packaging, with no TealerLab logo. The product is packaged in a food-grade zip-lock bag inside a numbered box. No one — not even the mail carrier — knows what is inside.
24-48h in metropolitan France via Colissimo / Mondial Relay. Any order placed before 2 p.m. is shipped the same day (business days). You will receive your tracking number by email as soon as it is shipped.
Yes, satisfaction guaranteed or your money back within 14 days, no questions asked. If you don't like the product, we'll give you a full refund. You take zero risk.
100% secure payment via Shopify Payments + Stripe (PCI-DSS compliant). No banking data is stored on our end. Cards accepted: CB, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. 3x installment payment available at no extra cost via Alma.
GDPR compliant. Your data is stored on EU servers and never sold. You can request its deletion at any time (GDPR Article 17). We do not store your card number or any medical data.
Storage in a temperature-controlled cold room (15-18°C) with controlled humidity (55-62% RH), away from light. The pouches are filled upon order to ensure maximum freshness.
Delta-9 THC remains below 0.3% but can potentially be detected by certain sensitive saliva tests. In the event of a scheduled test (work, driving), it is recommended to abstain. French legislation prohibits driving after consuming cannabinoids.
We will send you a new package within 48 hours, no questions asked. Send us a photo of the package at hello@tealerlab.com and we'll take care of everything. Our customer satisfaction is rated 4.8/5 on Trustpilot — we value that.
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Stickier texture, denser terps, longer-lasting effects. Based on the same foundation, but much more refined.
You can see the stock bar at the top of the page. Once it's sold out, we won't be restocking — it's a limited edition.
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